humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

(出典: gifarium)

spycaptain:

Working in retail guarantees you will deal with a wide range of fucktarded people. Or you will deal with a large number of somewhat demanding people who will slowly but surely drain the life energy out of you by the end of the shift.
Anyway, I work with a bunch of terrible people and we make games like this to keep ourselves amused during work. This is is my coworker’s bingo board. I added a few tiles.
Screaming Baby - self explanatory. 
Anime nerd laying down in the section - Fairly sure every book store has this. We have five we rotate through. I’ve even seen one come in, notice another is there, and leave/wait until the first person leaves before sitting on the floor to read their manga. Though we do have a couple who come in and sit next to each other on the floor and read. 
ICP crew - Insane Clown Posse. Usually loud. Facepaint. From my experience they like to: ask if their face paint is intimidating, do a piss-poor job of being stealthy while stealing, say really racist/sexist things  VERY loudly, and accuse us of being racist. Even if they’re the same race as the associate helping them.
Stinky breath - 
Ash tray perfume -
Bronies - After we wrote this we decided to give a bonus tile for “awkward brony child with extremely judgemental parent.” 
Prostitots - Young girls in clothes they shouldn’t be in. Bonus tile for thongs and panty shots. I wish this was a joke. 
Domestic Violence - I TRIED TO GET THEM TO TAKE THIS ONE OFF. It happens, though, and it’s always really fucking awkward for all of us. 
Leopard print - 2 or more articles of clothing
Bro parade - Basketball shorts, ripped t shirts, and a ridiculous need to play the newest Call of Duty.
Gay or Mormon - 
One size too small leggings - 
FREE “You guys changed things around!” - We just remodeled the store. We get this at least ten times a shift.
Battle of the Bulge - Two or more people with an under-the-shirt bulge.
Crazy Cat Lady - Bonus for cat piss smell.
Questionable Stain - 
The Language Barrier - This one bugs me too because I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but eh, it exists.
Urban Cowboy - Cowboy hats and boots required.
Refer Madness - High as fuck, man.
40 and Drunk - Bonus if they’re white, female, and have a cross necklace.
Mad Hatter - Tries on every hat, wears the hat they do like around the store. 
Columbine Trenchcoat - 
Test Before You Buy -  Can you hook up this DVD player for me? Is there any way you can play part of this Rated R movie on the TV you have so I can see if I’ll like it?
Under/Over Medicated - 
Tractor Beam: 5+ Minutes of Help - 
I think some of these make us seem like really terrible, bitchy people. Oh well.
I need to find my boss’s bingo board. We have this thing in our store called The Pantheon of very specific customers known for causing trouble, being demanding, smelling bad, or just acting weird as fuck.
OH AND WE HAVE A MIDNIGHT RELEASE BINGO BOARD WE MAKE EACH MIDNIGHT RELEASE. Changes based on the product. Like, for the Twilight one we had “unhappy father with at least teenage girls” and “middle aged woman who won’t shut up about Edward.”
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spycaptain:

Working in retail guarantees you will deal with a wide range of fucktarded people. Or you will deal with a large number of somewhat demanding people who will slowly but surely drain the life energy out of you by the end of the shift.

Anyway, I work with a bunch of terrible people and we make games like this to keep ourselves amused during work. This is is my coworker’s bingo board. I added a few tiles.

Screaming Baby - self explanatory. 

Anime nerd laying down in the section - Fairly sure every book store has this. We have five we rotate through. I’ve even seen one come in, notice another is there, and leave/wait until the first person leaves before sitting on the floor to read their manga. Though we do have a couple who come in and sit next to each other on the floor and read. 

ICP crew - Insane Clown Posse. Usually loud. Facepaint. From my experience they like to: ask if their face paint is intimidating, do a piss-poor job of being stealthy while stealing, say really racist/sexist things  VERY loudly, and accuse us of being racist. Even if they’re the same race as the associate helping them.

Stinky breath

Ash tray perfume -

Bronies - After we wrote this we decided to give a bonus tile for “awkward brony child with extremely judgemental parent.” 

Prostitots - Young girls in clothes they shouldn’t be in. Bonus tile for thongs and panty shots. I wish this was a joke. 

Domestic Violence - I TRIED TO GET THEM TO TAKE THIS ONE OFF. It happens, though, and it’s always really fucking awkward for all of us. 

Leopard print - 2 or more articles of clothing

Bro parade - Basketball shorts, ripped t shirts, and a ridiculous need to play the newest Call of Duty.

Gay or Mormon

One size too small leggings

FREE “You guys changed things around!” - We just remodeled the store. We get this at least ten times a shift.

Battle of the Bulge - Two or more people with an under-the-shirt bulge.

Crazy Cat Lady - Bonus for cat piss smell.

Questionable Stain

The Language Barrier - This one bugs me too because I don’t think it’s that big of a deal, but eh, it exists.

Urban Cowboy - Cowboy hats and boots required.

Refer Madness - High as fuck, man.

40 and Drunk - Bonus if they’re white, female, and have a cross necklace.

Mad Hatter - Tries on every hat, wears the hat they do like around the store. 

Columbine Trenchcoat

Test Before You Buy -  Can you hook up this DVD player for me? Is there any way you can play part of this Rated R movie on the TV you have so I can see if I’ll like it?

Under/Over Medicated

Tractor Beam: 5+ Minutes of Help

I think some of these make us seem like really terrible, bitchy people. Oh well.

I need to find my boss’s bingo board. We have this thing in our store called The Pantheon of very specific customers known for causing trouble, being demanding, smelling bad, or just acting weird as fuck.

OH AND WE HAVE A MIDNIGHT RELEASE BINGO BOARD WE MAKE EACH MIDNIGHT RELEASE. Changes based on the product. Like, for the Twilight one we had “unhappy father with at least teenage girls” and “middle aged woman who won’t shut up about Edward.”

(出典: coalgirls)

kittieology:

Infinity Shard

as pretty as these gifs are, the run was shitty >.> i died like 4 times taking these.. which i think set the mood for the rest of the run. .. 

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

wiggles-omg:

The most iconic photo of all time.

ironpantsu:

Zipper June 2011

kaymon-pict:

about 15 years old KPP & Mom Dad
[MV] Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Yume no Hajima Ring Ring
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kaymon-pict:

about 15 years old KPP & Mom Dad

[MV] Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - Yume no Hajima Ring Ring

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kyarychan:

Some cute Chinese sisters dancing to PONPONPON :)